What's got you in such a rush?
Lupin!
I'm guessing the idea of someone else stealing your score
got you so anxious that you just had to do something, right?
Maybe you're still a thief, after all.
Didn't I explain it to you already?
I only became a cop so I could go after a much bigger target.
And what brings you here?
Who, me? Just thought I'd ask our mutual friend here
about the pests that have been swarming around me lately.
Then, our interests align nicely.
I'll leave the interrogation to you.
You've got a knack for getting bad guys to spill their guts, right?
Albert! What do you think you're doing?!
Do you honestly think you'll get away with—
I'm the one asking the questions here!
It was José! He betrayed me!
He's working behind the scenes for Calvess!
He's carrying out terrorist attacks to help that bastard win the election!
As long as José has the black notebook,
the top brass of the police will do whatever he wants!
Th-That goes for me, too!
José threatened me! I had no choice—
Where's José now?
He's at the Château de Pouvier!
There's a castle in its grounds that he's using as a hideout!
What happened to leaving the interrogation to me?
You were pussyfooting around. I just wanted to speed things up.
Thief and Thief
It's been a while since I gave you a lift anywhere.
Wasn't the last time that job you screwed up in Helsinki?
Yeah, right. The last time was when I saved your butt in Mexico.
Don't be stupid. Nothing like that ever...
Well? Remember it now?
No. Not at all.
You little liar! It's written all over your—
Bulletproof glass: for when you'd rather be safe than sorry.
Probably contractors working for the DGSE.
You mean, José the Jerk's lackeys?
No, their M.O. is different. Guillaume probably sent them.
Their Rolodex of thugs who do their dirty work must be huge.
I'm flooring it.
I presume that's your knight in shining armor?
Imagine the look on a princess's face if her Prince Charming had that beard...
Dammit, I missed!
I'll take care of these guys.
You tag along with Lupin.
I get the feeling it's only gonna get worse from here on out.
Understood!
Your thief buddies like sticking their noses into your business.
Yeah. Funny how you don't have any.
Goemon!
Lupin, I shall deal with this.
Oh, you're just my type, honey.
I can smell the blood on you!
Wow, that's a lot of infrared tripwires.
Now, how are we going to sneak in?
Why are you even stopping to think about it? Through the front door, of course.
Whoa, hold your horses. They'll see us coming from a mile away if we do that.
That girl with the claws was lying in wait to ambush us.
They already know we're here.
It's a waste of time trying to sneak in.
Have you no sense of panache? No flair for being furtive?!
No. I left all that behind with you on the bridge.
Gotcha. As soon as you find them, kill them both.
Damn you, Chlo. You screwed up...
Or maybe you're up to your old tricks again.
Very nice. I'm positively throbbing.
Out of breath already?
Just nursing the gunshot wound you gave me!
Hasn't that healed yet? Old age catching up with you?
Why, you...
We're gonna have to make a run for it.
Okay. On two.
Gotcha.
One, two!
You son of a bitch! You used me as a decoy!
And it worked perfectly.
That's not the issue!
Hey, how about you be the decoy this time?
Are you stupid? If I jump in there, I'll look like Swiss cheese.
That didn't stop you from making me run the gauntlet!
That's because I knew you'd make it through.
Flattery's not getting you anywhere.
It's getting me inside.
Boss! It's Lupin and Albert! They're heading your way!
I see.
I have to wonder, though... How do they know where I am in the castle?
Someone must've spilled the beans. Am I wrong?
H-Hold up a sec! I didn't have a choice!
Go on ahead.
I've got a bone to pick with this one.
Well done.
You're everything I hoped for.
But it's time to wrap this up!
Most people hang onto their weapon, and that's when I nail them...
You really are something else!
Oh, man, I think I might have the hots for you.
I didn't think... you'd use the nails you cut off...
I'm just sad I couldn't chew your throat out...
I figured I might run into you again...
So I brought a little something with me.
Aren't you gonna play along even a little?!
Gramps...
Consider yourself avenged.
That won't work.
There isn't a knife around that can cut one of my wires.
Wire cutters made from a special steel alloy.
Every good thief has a pair.
Really?
Looks like your arm's busted, though.
I don't really like loud toys like this.
But I may as well kill you with your own weapon.
I bet that'll be much more frustrating, won't it?
I appreciate the extra effort.
What is it, Araignée?
I took care of the intruder, boss.
What a good kid. Well done.
That just leaves Lupin.
I guess Revenant screwed up.
Are you here to kill me?
I remember you trying to kill me first.
And that's game over.
Yeah...
But I'm the winner.
You're still able to move?
Looks like I need to give you another taste of my—
Now, we're even for Mexico.
Albert...
But how?!
I've got a knack for imitating voices.
That "good kid" of yours will be waiting for you in Hell.
That was close... Sheesh.
He almost took us with him on his journey downwards.
Now, I just need to decide what to do with this...
Huh? You... When did you...
Looks like he liked to keep his valuables on him.
Oh! That's when you took it!
Let me have it! You can't possibly have a use for it.
Yeah, you've got a point.
Thing is, though, when someone wants something,
I get this overwhelming urge to run off with it.
Man, you're a thief to the bone, you know that?
Pull over here.
Keep the car. Consider it a parting gift.
Whoa, man, hang in there.
You sure you don't want a ride to your place?
Don't. You showing compassion is the sort of thing that gives me hives.
Suit yourself.
Albert...
Looks like you're a thief to the bone, too.
You got me.
This round goes to you, Lupin III.
"Calvess unexpectedly withdraws from presidential race,"
and "Director General of DGSE arrested."
The media's gonna have plenty of material for the foreseeable future.
By the way, Lupin, what did you do with that black notebook?
Oh, that thing?
I returned it to its true owner.
Daisuke Jigen here.
We're looking to relieve Pablo, a drug kingpin, of his fortune,
so we're off to South America.
Looks like Pablo keeps his bizarre collection out in the jungle.
Didn't think the military would be gunning for his assets, too.
Lupin, you need to ditch Fujiko.
If that woman gets her claws into you, you'll wind up pushing up daisies.
Get Pablo's Collection
Next time: Get Pablo's Collection.
Sometimes you're beyond help, pal.